BEADS, BOOBS AND BEER

(More fun and frivolity. I was looking for the 3 favorite things at Put-in-Bay to sing about. I came up with too many to put in one song. That’s me on the jaws harp and kazoo… such talent)

THERE’S BEADS BOOBS AND BEER AT THE BAY AT THE BAY

EVERYBODY’S BEAUTIFUL WE DON’T CARE WHAT YOU WEIGH

HOLD MY SHIP I MUST ADMIT IT’S LIKE A BIG BUFFETT

THERE’S BEADS BOOBS AND BEER AT THE BAY AT THE BAY

NOW THE BEADS ARE ALWAYS SHINY

AND THE BEER IS ALWAYS COLD

THE BOOBS ARE GETTTING BIGGER

THEIR BECOMING UNCONTROLLED

IF YA’ SEE A BOOB DON’T COME UNGLUED

JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY

THERE’S ALWAYS SOME ONE SHOWING OFF

THEY’RE BOOBS OUT ON THE BAY

(CHORUS)

THE BOOBS ARE DRIVING GOLF CARTS

WHY THEY’RE MOVING WAY TOO SLOW

FARTS ON CARTS AIN’T GOT NO SMARTS

THEY DON’T KNOW WHERE TO GO

HOW DO I GET TO THE MONUMENT IS ALL THEY EVER SAY

THEIR DRINKING BEER AND GETTING LOST

THEIR BOOBS OUT ON THE BAY

(CHORUS)

NOW YOU AND I WE MIGHT ACT UP

AND MAYBE LOSE OUR MIND

BUT BOOBS WITH BEADS AND TOO MUCH BEER

CAN RUIN OUR GOOD TIME

YOU KNOW THEYCOME FROM NY CITY

FROM SAN FRANCISCO TOO

THEY EVEN COME FROM MICHIGAN

AT LEAST THE SMART ONES DO

AND EVERY YEAR THEY COME OUT HERE

TO WIGGLE BOUNCE AND PLAY

AND HAVE SOME FUN RIGHT IN THE SUN

WITH BOOBS OUT ON THE BAY

(CHORUS)

NOW WE ALL BEEN AROUND THE ROCK

AT LEAST A TIME OR TWO

AND I AM SURE THAT NONE OF US

HAS EVER BEEN A BOOB

(EXCEPT FOR YOU AND YOU AND YOU DEFINITLY YOU)

SO DRINK YOUR BEER AND WEAR YOUR BEADS

WITH HAPPINESS AND PRIDE

AND TRY AND NOT TO BE A BOOB

UNTIL YOU GET OUT SIDE

THAT’S WHERE THERE’S…

(CHORUS)