WHY I LOVE CANADIANS
(Mike "Mad Dog" Adams)
OH THEY'RE CLEAN AND THEY'RE POLITE
AND THE NEVER PICK A FIGHT
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS
THEY'RE OUR NEIGHBORS AND OUR FRIENDS
THEY'LL BE WITH US TO THE END
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS
CANUCKS ARE NEVER RUDE
THEY HAVE A CHEERY ATTITUDE
THEY PASS TO EVERYONE ALONG THE WAY
ALL YOU EVER HEAR IS EH
IN A MOST PECULIAR WAY
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS

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THEY HAVE CHARM AND THEY HAVE GRACE
AND THEY WON'T GET IN YOUR FACE
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS
THEY AIN'T HURTIN' ANYONE
CUZ THEY DON'T HAVE ANY GUNS
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS
CANUCKS ARE NEVER RUDE
THEY HAVE A CHEERY ATTITIUDE
THEY PASS TO EVERYONE ALONG THE WAY
THEY HAVE LOTS OF SHOPPING MALLS
AND THEY OWN NIAGARA FALLS
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS

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WELL THEY'RE MONEY AIN'T WORTH SHIT
BUT THEY NEVER THROW A FIT
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS
THEY PAY TRIBUTE TO THE QUEEN
WITH A JAR OF VASELINE
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS
CANUCKS ARE NEVER RUDE
THEY HAVE A CHEERY ATTITUDE
THEY PASS TO EVERYONE ALONG THE WAY
AND YOU NEVER HEAR THEM SQUEAL
IF YOU KILL A BABY SEAL
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS

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OH I GET INTO A FEVER
FROM THAT OL' CANADIAN BEAVER
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS
I'M SO GLAD THAT THEY KEEP MAKIN
ALL THAT FINE CANADIAN BACON
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS
CANUCKS ARE NEVER RUDE
THEY HAVE A CHEERY ATTITUDE
THEY PASS TO EVERYONE ALONG THE WAY
LIKE A MOUNTIE I'LL BE BRIEF
YOU CAN'T SMOKE A MAPLE LEAF
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS

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WELL ITS JUST A FRICKIN' SHAME
THAT THEY'RE FOOTBALL IS SO LAME
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS
BUT IN CASE YA HAVEN'T GUESSED
THEIR HOCKEY IS THE BEST
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS
AND LETS ALL GIVE A CHEER
FOR THAT GREAT CANADIAN BEER
THEY DRINK WITH EVERYONE ALONG THE WAY
AND THEY'D LIKE TO BEAT THE FRENCH
WITH A BIG 'OL MONKEY WRENCH
THAT'S WHY I LOVE CANADIANS

AND THEY'RE VERY WELL AWARE
THAT AMERICANS DON'T CARE
ABOUT NO DAMN CANADIANS