IF THE FISHIN' AIN'T GOOD

(MIKE ADAMS)

IF THE FISHIN' AIN'T GOOD

THE DRINKIN'S GONNA’ BE BETTER

GOT LUCKY LAST NIGHT

COULDN'T GET ANY WETTER

HAPPY AS A PERSON CAN BE

'CAUSE LORD YOUR GLAD YOUR FREE

IF THE FISHIN' AIN'T GOOD

THE DRINKIN'S GONNA BE BETTER

IF THE FISHIN’ AIN'T GOOD

THE DRINKIN'S GONNA BE BETTER

WELL (WELL) WELL (WELL)

HE CAME UP TO THE ISLAND

JUST TO HAVE HIMSELF A TIME

TRY TOGET HIS HEAD TOGETHER

MAYBE DRINK A LITTLE WINE

HE'S BEEN HERE NOW FOR THREE DAYS

HE'S GROWN HIMSELF A BEARD

HIS DIVORCE FINALLY CAME THROUGH

IT’S TIME TO GET A LITTLE WEIRD

(chorus)

WELL....

SHE CAME UP TO THE ISLAND

JUST TO HAVE HERSELF A BALL

SHE TOLD HER OLD MAN

SHE WAS GOING SHOPPING AT THE MALL

SHE'S BEEN HERE NOW FOR THREE DAYS

I DON'T THINK THATS ODD

SHE'S GOT A FISHIN' BUDDY

HIS NAME IS FISHIN' ROD

(chorus)

WELL....(WELL) WELL (WELL)

THEY BOTH CAME UP TO THE ISLAND

'CAUSE THEIR MARRIAGE HIT THE SKIDS

TOO MUCH TROUBLE BACK AT HOME

TOO MANY GODDAMN KIDS

THEY BEEN HERE NOW FOR THREE DAYS

THEY THINK THEY'RE BACK IN LOVE

BUT WHEN THEY FOOL AROUND THIS TIME

THEY'RE GONNA’ USE A GLOVE

(chorus)

AN’ IF THE FISHIN' AIN'T GOOD THE DRINKIN'S

GONNA’ BE BETTER