I WANT TO LIVE IN MAYBERRY
(Mike Adams)
I WANT TO LIVE IN MAYBERRY
WITH ANDY TAYLOR AND SWEET AUNT BEA
WITH BARNEY FIFE AND LITTLE OPIE
YEA I WANT TO LIVE IN MAYBERRY

ANDY TAYLOR HE NUMBER ONE
ENFORCE THE LAW HE DON'T CARRY NO GUN
I THINK HIS GIRLFRIEND IS A LESBIAN
THE ONLY ONE IN MAYBERRY

I WANT TO LIVE IN MAYBERRY
WITH ANDY TAYLOR AND SWEET AUNT BEA
WITH BARNEY FIFE AND LITTLE OPIE
YEA I WANT TO LIVE IN MAYBERRY

LOOK DOWN THE ROAD THERES THELMA LOU
SHE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO
THAN WAIT FOR BARNEY WITH HIS BIG BAMBOO
THE ONLY ONE IN MAYBERRY

I WANT TO LIVE IN MAYBERRY
WITH ANDY TAYLOR AND SWEET AUNT BEA
WITH BARNEY FIFE AND LITTLE OPIE
YEA I WANT TO LIVE IN MAYBERRY

OTIS THE DRUNK HE MY FAVORITE GUY
MAN THAT BOY KNOW HOW TO GET HIGH
BUT YOU DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE HIM DRIVE
ANYONE IN MAYBERRY

FLOYD THE BARBER AND ERNEST T. BASS
HOWARD SPRAGUE AND THE REST OF THE CAST
THEY DON'T WANT NO RASTAMAN SMOKING GRASS
ANYWHERE IN MAYBERRY

I'LL NEVER LIVE IN MAYBERRY
WITH ANDY TAYLOR AND SWEET AUNT BEA
WITH BARNEY FIFE AND LITTLE OPIE
I WANT TO LIVE IN MAYBERRY

I WANT TO LIVE IN MAYBERRY
WITH ANDY TAYLOR AND SWEET AUNT BEA
WITH BARNEY FIFE AND LITTLE OPIE
YEA I WANT TO LIVE IN MAYBERRY