SEASIDE SHIPWRECK
(SOUTH FLORIDORIDA BLUES)
(Mike Adams)
WELL IT'S EIGHTY DEGREES AND THE SUNS OUT
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
I GOT EIGHTEEN CASES OF HEINEKEN
LORD AIN'T THERE ANY OTHER BREW
THERE'S TOO MANY GODDAMN PALM TREES
AND THE SKY IS WAY TOO BLUE

I GOT THE SEASIDE SHIPWRECK
DON'T WEAR A TURTLENECK
SOUTH FLORIDORIDA BLUES
I SAID SEASIDE SHIPWRECK
DON'T WEAR A TURTLE NECK
SOUTH FLORIDORIDA BLUES

I GOT WAY TOO MANY WOMEN
THEY ALL TREAT ME LIKE A KING
I DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A REAL JOB
HELL I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING
BUT I'M ALWAYS WAY TOO TIRED
CUZ' THERE LOVIN' I CAN'T REFUSE

I GOT THE SEASIDE SHIPWRECK
CAN'T GET ENOUGH SEX
SOUTH FLORIDORIDA BLUES
SAY WHAT SEASIDE SHIPWRECK
CAN'T GET ENOUGH SEX
SOUTH FLORIDORIDA BLUES

I GOT THE SEASIDE SHIPWRECK
DON'T WEAR A TURTLE NECK
SOUTH FLORIDORIDA BLUES
I DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE OR CUT MY HAIR
AND I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR ANY SHOES
I GOT ALL THE FRIENDS NO MONEY CAN BUY
WE ALL GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
I GOT THE SEASIDE SHIPWRECK
LIVING ON A BOUNCED CHECK
SOUTH FLORIDORIDA BLUES

THERE'S A FREE BUFFETT DOWN AT THE BAR
I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO EAT
I'M SO TIRED OF FRESH OYSTERS AND BEER
AND THE SHRIMP IS WAY TO SWEET
THERE'S TOO MANY HAPPY HOURS
I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO CHOOSE

I GOT THE SEASIDE SHIPWRECK
GRAB ANOTHER LONG NECK
SOUTH FLORIDORIDA BLUES
SAY WHAT....SEASIDE SHIPWRECK
WHO GONNA PAY DA CHECK
SOUTH FLORIDORIDA BLUES

I GOT THE SEASIDE SHIPWRECK
DON'T WEAR A TURTLE NECK
SOUTH FLORIDORIDA BLUES
I DON'T HAVE TO SHAVE OR CUT MY HAIR
AND I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR ANY SHOES
I GOT ALL THE FRIENDS NO MONEY CAN BUY
WE ALL GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
I GOT THE SEASIDE SHIPWRECK
LIVING ON A BOUNCED CHECK
SOUTH FLORIDORIDA BLUES

WELL TODAY I MIGHT GO SWIMMIN'
AND I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO FISH
I GOT THE GOOD LORD UP IN HEAVEN
HE'S GRANTIN' MY EVRY WISH
THERE'S NOTHING I REALLY HAVEN'T DONE
BUT THERE'S PLENTY MORE TO DO

I GOT THE SEASIDE SHIP WRECK
STONED WATCHIN' STAR TREK
SOUTH FLORIDORIDA BLUES